Vanity ring

For all you self-Googlers out there. And yes.. that means you too!

Back in the old days (pre-next-nature) you used to wear gold rings and lots of bling you show off your wealth and therefor how important you are. But that was before the rappers (and Mr. T) made you look kind of silly wearing just one or two gold rings… So now we have the vanity ring showing your virtual wealth, or at least your virtual importance. The ring shows your hits on Google searching for your own name. Get it before Paris or some rapper get word…

Website. See also Biojewellery.